Inside: Hilarious would you rather questions that are perfect for teens

When it comes to party games, there is one that sits out above the rest. It’s simple, illuminating, and oh so fun. You know what I am talking about… queue Would You Rather!

Anyone can play this game at any age(as long as they can form sentences), and it’s been a party favorite for as long as anyone can remember. If you want to try your hand at this game but have no clue what to ask, then you are in the right place.

Hilariously good would you rather questions for teens

I made a list of some of the most hilarious and good Would You Rather questions the internet had to offer and some PDF Printable ones if you want to make the game feel more put together.

But before we get into that, let’s briefly discuss the rules.

How to Play

To play Would You Rather, you will need two players at the very least. The more people you have, the more fun the game is. You take turns asking each other ‘would you rather’ questions. These questions give you an ultimatum, such as, “Would you rather only eat cake for the rest of your life, or pie?”.

This goes on and on, each person asking the next questions like these. It can last for however long you want. It’s as simple as that! So now that you know how to play let’s get into these questions.

Funny Would You Rather Questions

The best questions are the funny questions. Admittedly, even the ones that aren’t objectively funny will still make you laugh. But regardless, this list is full of some of the funniest, out-of-the-box questions you will ever find on the internet. Remember, you HAVE to choose one.

No skipping. Are you ready for this? Jump in!

1. Have no one come to your wedding or your funeral?

2. Read your mother’s teenage diary or read your teenage diary to your mother (if you didn’t keep a diary, just imagine what kind of embarrassing things you would have written)?

3. Go to jail for a crime you didn’t commit or someone else go to jail for a crime you committed?

4. Use your ID photo as your profile photo or post your last test conversation to social media?

5. Go on a silent nonspeaking retreat for a week or go on a long weekend vacation with someone who never shuts up?

6. Work as a bouncer at a trashy nightclub or as a personal assistant to a high-profile, out-of-touch celebrity?

7. Watch the same toddler’s cartoon on repeat or mukbangs (people loudly eating large amounts of food) for 24 hours?

8. Live off-grid (no cellphone, no credit card, no internet) or in quarantine for one month?

9. Have a bird come out of your mouth every time you laugh (it can be a small bird), or have a bird die every time you laugh?

Would you rather questions: eat dog food everyday or sniff peoples butts overtime you see them?

10. bounce off of every surface you touch or never be able to jump again?

11. Only be able to sleep for three hours a night or have to run a marathon each week with shoes that are too tight?

12. Eat dog food every night or sniff people’s butts every time you meet them?

13. Only charge your phone once a week or not have a camera on your phone?

14. Would you rather date Pete Davidson Pre-Arianna or Post-Kim Kardashian?

15. Be followed everywhere by someone playing the flute or be surprised daily by someone playing a tuba?

Good Would You Rather Questions

Though objectively these are still pretty funny, I had to include them under this list because they are just such good questions. You can use this game as a way to get to know your friends and even yourself a little better. Take a look!

16. buy 10 things you don’t need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?

17. be forced to live the same day over and over again for a full year, or take 3 years off the end of your life?

18. be the absolute best at something that no one takes seriously or be average at something well respected?

19. go back to the past and meet your loved ones who passed away or go to the future to meet your children or grandchildren to be?

20. spend a day cleaning your worst enemy’s house or have your crush spend the day cleaning your house?

21. be a genius and know everything or be amazing at any activity you tried?

Would you rather

22. pee through your mouth every time or have your best friend pee into your mouth one time?

23. Always hit a red light for the rest of your life or always get slow internet after the sun goes down?

24. be the person who flips the switch during executions or be the judge who decides who should be executed?

25. have a daughter have Hulk powers or a son with Beyonce’s talent?

26. have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?

27. do something you love and make just enough money to get by or do something you hate but make billions of dollars?

28. have a 10-hour dinner with a headstrong politician from an opposing party, or attend a 10-hour concert for a music group you detest?

29. chew a raw onion for 10 minutes or two raw heads of garlic for 30 minutes?

30. Be forced to listen to the same 10 songs on repeat for the rest of your life or forced to watch the same 5 movies on repeat for the rest of your life?

PDF printable of would you rather questions

W.Y.R. Printable PDF

If you are throwing a party and want to make the game feel a little more put together and planned, then you have to check out these printables would you rather have games.

They make it so much easier to play, and they are adorable. I have found that the more put together a party feels, the bigger the hit it is…so add to your party’s pizazz with these.

31. Rainbow Printable Family Game 

32. 64 Conversation Questions

33. Printable Back to School Questions

34. 75 Question Sheet

35. 100 Hilarious Questions

36. Would You Rather Summer Fun

37. Question Cards

So there you have it, some of the most hilarious would you rather questions you can ask. I hope you found this article helpful and that you loved the questions and the PDF printout options. The possibilities with this game are endless if you have enough questions.

Remember that the most important part of playing is having fun and getting to know your friends a little better. No other game on the planet is as good at that task as this game. Seriously!

You can play many other games at parties, but Would You Rather is definitely one of the world’s favorites.